The Born Stupid Show

Episode 215 - Uncle Buck’s fish batter

Fantasy football is more important than real football, smelling like a bass, John loves noodlin’, wearing Laney Wilson pants, brand new man, and movies you’ve seen once. Crying at a wedding for people you don’t even know, what’s a ¼ of 1/3, jacking off in another mans house and the league is bussin’. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 214 - Lets do bus stuff

John’s phone problems, dreaming of titties at 6:15, just over a full rotation, be a good tipper, donating to charities and maxipad or tampon kind of guy. Also, wedding plans, bad tan lines, treating your robot right, softcore corn or hardcore corn, drinking in the suit shop and drinking for free at the jewelry store. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 213 - Gushing ass wound

It’s officially pumpkin spice season, defacing the new podcast table, fighting food poisoning, Steve the fish and terrible dad jokes. Also, John doesn’t elaborate, putting too much info in time off requests, big plans, dodging traffic for golf balls and bread’s bread bro. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 212 - Pepperoni’s Disease

John came early, torture that was football camp, Kano is a big boy now, Hey Dude, elastic waist pants and chili cheese corn dogs. Also, you gotta stand for something, tall people weigh a lot, speaking to the Lord and Savior, leaked celebrities’ photos, laughing at your own jokes, and it’s almost officially fall All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 211 - I’ll take it

Mr. Creed, smashing pumpkins at Mica’s house, taking the lose, risky Instagram messages and tool porn. Also, talking dirty, school pizza, tranny jobs, what position did Air Bud play, blown coverages and comparing flesh wounds. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 210 - Chatterbaiting

Giant nipples, cadaver part, look at this cock, someone is a tired whore, freeze your meat and splitting your shit wide open. Also, winning raffle tickets, what kind of detergent do you use, fishing in the dark, it’s fantasy season, parkour and the Bermuda triangle. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 209 - I’m not suckin’ nothin’

Ross is dying, simultaneously getting it, Abe Lincoln never told no lies, Johns new app, a Chiwawa with Great Dane and she got grabbed in the crunch. Also, sticking your dick in the meat slicer, wanna go back to my place for some pretzel crust, Forrest or Bobby and who needs spell check. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 208 - I wanna see him finish

I wanna see him finish – I’ve only seen the first movie, Mica still only watches the free channels, Ross is a believer, who was the first an on the moon, selling stuff on Facebook and people no showing. Also, I’m not cranky, auto-drafts in fantasy drafts, making money of simps, concerts you wouldn’t go to and dinners done. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 207 - John and I did it solo

Mica keeps getting car sick, John is a terrible driver, somebody is on steroids, dopple gangers and black cock down. Also, shits like a horse, catch and release program, tornadic activity, all you do is work and wrestling shirts ay school. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 206 - Too much biscuits with the gravy

We went to Luke Combs, Laney Wilson needs to sell her pants, old people hate concerts, John had a birthday, Mica gets car sick, and you know the quality of people by their teeth. Also, smokin’ on tat broccoli, butter up the buns, the taco never makes it home, what does PDQ mean and the cougar beer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.