The Born Stupid Show

Giant nipples, cadaver part, look at this cock, someone is a tired whore, freeze your meat and splitting your shit wide open. Also, winning raffle tickets, what kind of detergent do you use, fishing in the dark, it’s fantasy season, parkour and the Bermuda triangle. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross is dying, simultaneously getting it, Abe Lincoln never told no lies, Johns new app, a Chiwawa with Great Dane and she got grabbed in the crunch. Also, sticking your dick in the meat slicer, wanna go back to my place for some pretzel crust, Forrest or Bobby and who needs spell check. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

I wanna see him finish – I’ve only seen the first movie, Mica still only watches the free channels, Ross is a believer, who was the first an on the moon, selling stuff on Facebook and people no showing. Also, I’m not cranky, auto-drafts in fantasy drafts, making money of simps, concerts you wouldn’t go to and dinners done. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica keeps getting car sick, John is a terrible driver, somebody is on steroids, dopple gangers and black cock down. Also, shits like a horse, catch and release program, tornadic activity, all you do is work and wrestling shirts ay school. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We went to Luke Combs, Laney Wilson needs to sell her pants, old people hate concerts, John had a birthday, Mica gets car sick, and you know the quality of people by their teeth. Also, smokin’ on tat broccoli, butter up the buns, the taco never makes it home, what does PDQ mean and the cougar beer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Hell yeah man….congratulations, going hard at a 3 year old birthday party, come in my backyard, piss poor contract work, Johns a downer. Fishing for hoes at Beef O’Bradys, watch out for gators, on a TUESDAY, John’s a troll, Mica is gonna be sick, I got muscles, can’t puke and shit in the same toilet and pooping problems. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Putting in some late night work, Knotty Vines review, your butthole smells stale, strong sangria, John’s very handsy, Ross’ animals are conspiring against him, Mica’s spirit singer and eating food cold. Also, fat spiderman, chomping down on pork rinds, jet ski boats, nut sack on wheels and sheeeeesh. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We’re halfway there, Bon Jovi makes you head hurt, she has busted balls, John wants fake titties, old ass celebrities are still knocking broads up, what cars that fit animals and let pull up this console. Kano invades personal space, half and half, get over here with that New Testament, and long way or the short way. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Six months from the big day, Mica plotting his voyage home, 3 and a half wood dagwood, near life-ending situations, tucking it and no more dip trio. Also, bingo with the fam, multiple times a day, poop challenges, don’t put stuff on the counters and you can’t fix stupid. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Bi-centennial plus one episode, guessing Ross’ SSN, be there in a minute, spicy chicky sandwich, elephant trunk helping you put your shoes on, butt deuces and like a cock. Also, get your ass out here and do it, more off than on, wearing another man’s jeans, free hotel pillows and Ross talks to you like the piece of shit you are. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.