The Born Stupid Show

Episode 25 - Jack off the dog to feed the cat

On this Sunday edition of the Born Stupid Show, how much you can make just by cleaning up human excrement, what you can now purchase via vending machines, Post Malone’s near death experience, and what DQ is now offering that will certainly make Mica cream in his jeans. Also, another win for PETA and where not to go when biking across the world.

Episode 24 - Easy there Scooter

On this newfangled edition of the Born Stupid Show, some noodle head stole $110k worth of ramen noodles, a little girls goes ham on Amazon, and what is pissing people off in Paris? Also another round of “Peasant or President”, and for you basic bitches (Mica)……PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK!

Episode 23 - Peasant or President

On the latest addition of the Born Stupid Show, flippant discussion on possible fantasy football punishments, John’s life goals, and the tragic news that “Crocs” is ceasing operations. Ross also enlightens everyone with “Fat ass life hacks” and tests John and Mica knowledge with a new game. Finally, John and Ross share recent fan mail.

Episode 22 - The fat fuck and the hispanic

Danielle, John, and Ross discuss their past weekend, weird ass neighbors, what not to bring when you are getting beer, and the latest and greatest pizza. They also discuss recently stolen animals and what California is doing if you’re caught with a straw. Also, if you haven’t hear…..FOOTBALL IS BACK!

Episode 21 - 40 gallons a day will keep Born Stupid away

On this latest and greatest episode, the guys discuss shark week, the not so “Judge Free” zone, the newest place where you can find ads, and Mica’s ocean fact that may cause you to no longer want to step foot in the ocean. The also play “Shark Trivia” and another round of “Country Gold”.

Episode 20 - The boys are back in town

With Mica back for the week, the crew discuss Mica’s recent airplane experience, why Ross won’t go to Britain, and John’s unorthodox wiping method. They also discuss a Canadian man’s genius way he mowed his law and tip or now tip?

Episode 19 - Ol' Soggy Biscuit Boys

John and Ross discuss the armless man accused of stabbing people, the dumb ass Instagram model who thought it would be smart to pose with sharks, and the weird ass new funeral trend. They also discuss the Tampa Bay Rays new proposed ballpark, John’s World up update, and what is the correct way to pronounce bicycle? Mica also sends a video update from his undisclosed location in middle America.

 

Episode 18 - Hail to the King

Edge of your seat discussion on the recent shout out that The Born Stupid Show received from Amiri King, the 92 year old granny who ain’t havin’ it, “Great Again” ecstasy pills, and Tony the llama. Also Johns World Cup update, the greats sports contract of all time, and LAbron to the Lakers.  

Episode 17 - Happy Together

John and Ross discuss Tom Brady’s latest career move, Jameis Winston’s suspension, and what is now visible from space. Ross yet again has another bobcat story and we find out how badass Johns daughter is.

Episode 16 – As the hat, or world, turns

Riveting discussion on the newly announced SPACE FORCE, the Philly Fanatic hitting a lady in the face with his meat cannon, and the crazy thing a lady drinks for its rich nutrients. Also, our favorite Mayor retires and we have yet again another bobcat story.