The Born Stupid Show

With Mica back for the week, the crew discuss Mica’s recent airplane experience, why Ross won’t go to Britain, and John’s unorthodox wiping method. They also discuss a Canadian man’s genius way he mowed his law and tip or now tip?

John and Ross discuss the armless man accused of stabbing people, the dumb ass Instagram model who thought it would be smart to pose with sharks, and the weird ass new funeral trend. They also discuss the Tampa Bay Rays new proposed ballpark, John’s World up update, and what is the correct way to pronounce bicycle? Mica also sends a video update from his undisclosed location in middle America.

 

Edge of your seat discussion on the recent shout out that The Born Stupid Show received from Amiri King, the 92 year old granny who ain’t havin’ it, “Great Again” ecstasy pills, and Tony the llama. Also Johns World Cup update, the greats sports contract of all time, and LAbron to the Lakers.  

John and Ross discuss Tom Brady’s latest career move, Jameis Winston’s suspension, and what is now visible from space. Ross yet again has another bobcat story and we find out how badass Johns daughter is.

Riveting discussion on the newly announced SPACE FORCE, the Philly Fanatic hitting a lady in the face with his meat cannon, and the crazy thing a lady drinks for its rich nutrients. Also, our favorite Mayor retires and we have yet again another bobcat story.

Not so in-depth discussion on who Forrest Gump’s father may or may not be, what Kim Jong Un brought with him to Singapore when he met with Donald Trump, what Domino’s is doing to ensure safe delivery of your pizza, and is 16” too much? Danielle also quizzes everyone on if they know their John’s, and Ross is reminded of a bad joke me made a few weeks back.

With Mica being out town, he joins the show via satellite from an undisclosed location in middle America….of course after they experience technical difficulties. Once the issues are worked out, they discuss the hot chick who chugged her beer after catching a foul ball, the girl who sues her parents because she turned out to be ugly, and Mica’s idea for a new car anti-theft device. They also discuss the one item that would lure them into a mouse trap if they were in fact a mouse.

 The crew discuss how astronauts poop in space, the cop who boxes a teen, and move over drugs...the new thing people are smuggling. They also play Mica's "Boston Steamer" game and "Nickname Trivia" and recap an eventful weekend they had this past week. There is also a guest host, Ross' brother Jesse.

It doesn't take long for the show to go off the rails. After an unexpected interruption moments into the show, the crew discuss the dead beat kid who was evicted by his parents, what a bakery will not put on a cake for you, and what people may or may not have been on while guarding our nuke inventory. We also have another game from Mica, pending his weekly Windows updates.

The crew discuss the crazy lady who dropped a deuce in the lobby of a coffee show and it turns into a discussion on random places they may or may not have taken a dump in public. They also talk about a lady who was killed by a pack of unlike killers, rodeo knocker ball, and what a guy did when he quit his job. They also discuss the new “Laurel /yanny” craze (I know, y’all are probably tired of hearing it) and we once again find out if Mica is in fact “Country Gold”.