The Born Stupid Show

Episode 145 - Paper Loofas

Football season is back, Ross sucks at fantasy football, how long does it take for Grub Hub to deliver, how do you wipe and what John does while he is pooping. Also, Caesar salads without the Caesar, eating ass, making money on the poll and Busch Apple gets our approval. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 144 - Qweefer Sutherland

Getting rear-ended, being a parent is so great, fish eating clinics, Hall and Oates and pornstars reading books. Also, funny crude names, the new A/C is too cold, your reaction to flaming bags of poop and talking to the people who ring your doorbell. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 143 - Licking the Clutch

 John’s boating trip update, football is back, opera music makes you sleepy, are Viagra’s considered uppers and sweet steak dinners. Also, sniffing new people butts, different color condiments and the greatness that’s Napoleon Dynamite. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 142 - Hungry Eyes

Lowes banging playlist, millionaire space travel, Mica watches the bachelorette and Ross is becoming his father. Also, cock monsters, Kano is biting everyone, solutions to curing John’s ear ache and the wonders of the Insta-Pot. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 141 - Polar Bear Panties

Back and ok as ever, peeing in John’s ear, the difficulties of using a squatty potty, is everything in the world organic and dog wiener hair. What not to look at when it comes to your pets, disgust in mayonnaise and onions and football season is coming soon. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 140 - Dick in a pickle jar

Ross’ dog is destroying toilet paper, he is still color blind, Mica is going through a health kick, and coffee enabled poops and unforgivable offenses. John is a dick to Ross’ dog, wrestling documentaries, and millennial terms. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 139 - Bobby Mondavi

Is this thing on? Johns chip mixture, chili cheese flavored balls, new wine from coworkers, turds so big you need a wooden spoon and what’s in your center console? Also, pop up yard sales, father’s day is approaching, fitting the stigmatism and are Fruity Pebbles fruit flavored. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 138 - Soaking meat in Dale

Techno John, what do sweaty balls smell like, the proper way to eat a banana, over the shoulder hotdog shots and after hour work notifications. Also, loaded with Mayo, Skydivers landing in soccer games, Among Us nuggets and postal carries getting attacked by dogs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 137 - Goin' for the cheap meat

We are back after a two week break, John’s great time at the beach, dumbass conspiracy theorist, Ross gets a new dog and the enjoyment of buying bananas. Also, surviving a near death experience in the wild, how shitty can your day be before 6am, rump rangers and sex ed.

Episode 136 - The Spicy Italian

Gauging the energy, John loves him a spicy Italian, stupid gas shortages, ruining shows for people and getting tapped out by thighs. Also, let me get some of that soki, rent-a-drunks, we are becoming the old cranky guys and kids say the darnest things. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.