The Born Stupid Show

Episode 150 - Red in the head, fire in the hole

Thanksgiving is next week, super charging your lawn mower, near death experience, posting on Instagram is difficult and results of another yard sale. Also, heavy eyes, Ross’ dog is being a pain in the ass, men buying tampons and performing surgery with toe nail clippers. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 149 - 23 in me

Holiday skipping, John visits New Jersey, Ross and Mica had birthdays, too much fog and setting expectations low. Also, the great restaurant Olive Garden, we have an active crime scene, excessive dumping and Italian grinders.

Episode 148 - That cat has thumbs

Stupid Halloween jokes, John drinks other peoples beer, sleep walking, job interview techniques and giving 100%. Dong styled donuts, national grouch day, super festive and scary walk in songs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 147 - Wood smacked me in the eye

It’s pumpkin spice season, John’s weekly inspiration, rereading Ross’ hand written letter and nearly dying trimming trees. Also, dong houses, fantasy football is going rough and reminiscing about youth football.

Episode 146 - Cargo shorts and Dude shoes

John has yet to inspire Ross, Ross’ dog has ADHD, let me get one of those sausages and do you tip take out? Also, cash app scams, weird mail…….and then the recording stops. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 145 - Paper Loofas

Football season is back, Ross sucks at fantasy football, how long does it take for Grub Hub to deliver, how do you wipe and what John does while he is pooping. Also, Caesar salads without the Caesar, eating ass, making money on the poll and Busch Apple gets our approval. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 144 - Qweefer Sutherland

Getting rear-ended, being a parent is so great, fish eating clinics, Hall and Oates and pornstars reading books. Also, funny crude names, the new A/C is too cold, your reaction to flaming bags of poop and talking to the people who ring your doorbell. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 143 - Licking the Clutch

 John’s boating trip update, football is back, opera music makes you sleepy, are Viagra’s considered uppers and sweet steak dinners. Also, sniffing new people butts, different color condiments and the greatness that’s Napoleon Dynamite. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 142 - Hungry Eyes

Lowes banging playlist, millionaire space travel, Mica watches the bachelorette and Ross is becoming his father. Also, cock monsters, Kano is biting everyone, solutions to curing John’s ear ache and the wonders of the Insta-Pot. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 141 - Polar Bear Panties

Back and ok as ever, peeing in John’s ear, the difficulties of using a squatty potty, is everything in the world organic and dog wiener hair. What not to look at when it comes to your pets, disgust in mayonnaise and onions and football season is coming soon. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.