The Born Stupid Show

Ross’ dog is destroying toilet paper, he is still color blind, Mica is going through a health kick, and coffee enabled poops and unforgivable offenses. John is a dick to Ross’ dog, wrestling documentaries, and millennial terms. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Is this thing on? Johns chip mixture, chili cheese flavored balls, new wine from coworkers, turds so big you need a wooden spoon and what’s in your center console? Also, pop up yard sales, father’s day is approaching, fitting the stigmatism and are Fruity Pebbles fruit flavored. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Techno John, what do sweaty balls smell like, the proper way to eat a banana, over the shoulder hotdog shots and after hour work notifications. Also, loaded with Mayo, Skydivers landing in soccer games, Among Us nuggets and postal carries getting attacked by dogs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a two week break, John’s great time at the beach, dumbass conspiracy theorist, Ross gets a new dog and the enjoyment of buying bananas. Also, surviving a near death experience in the wild, how shitty can your day be before 6am, rump rangers and sex ed.

Gauging the energy, John loves him a spicy Italian, stupid gas shortages, ruining shows for people and getting tapped out by thighs. Also, let me get some of that soki, rent-a-drunks, we are becoming the old cranky guys and kids say the darnest things. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show. 

Mica feels like a 16 year old cheerleader, how did the yard sale go, Mortal Kombat movie is out, traveling for work is great and shitty coworkers. Also, rouge Chinese rockets, baked is better than anything, what chip flavor would Ross be and what kills John’s boner. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.       

Ross is a minimalist, internet porn categories, we need a sponsor, how much celery does Peter North eat and dogs and peanut butter. Being antisocial with coworkers, non-alumni partying, does a boner have a bone in it and the popcorn game. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.       

We’re getting hyped, spending too much money on things, the celery distance test, what’s your pornstar name and fuck group messages. Also, we get sever weather, Ross loses his flag pole, putting out forest fires and freedom fries. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.         

We are yardsaling, where was John spotted, DMX is on life support, Ross brings Vienna sausages and fingering cat’s buttholes prank. Mica finally has internet, surviving minor knee surgery and stomach bugs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.                                                                                                                                       

Mica might die tomorrow, judging a man by his tape measure, giving yourself the stranger and Peter North’s salary. How much has Born Stupid made since the podcast started, the guys are going motor boatin’, floppy ass grill cheese sandwiches and the consequences of waking up at 3 am still drunk.  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.