The Born Stupid Show

Episode 175 - Hi-anus

Back after a two week break, make sure you flush cut your zip ties, cookies between the butt cheeks, John and Mica finally try the Little Debbies ice cream, pooping and playing Candy Crush and hungry belly buttons. Also, getting Ross aroused, putting car remote chips in your body, loud thumping sounds and gotta get the skeet out. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 174 - Carpet burns on his elbows

 John makes us start the recording again, what does blush taste like, multipurpose tums dust, Sandy’s dead and ice cream update.  Rug burns on your elbows, fuck mayonnaise, calling people out at your wedding, and riding the school bus. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 173 - AHH, THE WORLDS SPINNING

 BuzzBallz, the best flavored Doritos, John pushed it to the edge, where’s the cheese, screw group messages and mushrooms suck. Also, Choco-Taco is gone, Mica can’t stop helping people, pulling out your own wisdom tooth and please don’t fart. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 172 - Gag Machine

Show me your guns, 23 in me a hot dog, pulling neck muscles putting a shirt on, bitch took my spot and do you job. Also, the cake is great, Debra makes ice cream now, when is too much, a least you’re getting rubbed and working for High Noon’s. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 171 - Smothered in underwear

Make sure you clean your peripherals, passing tests on the second try, using the free stuff at hotels, John has too much shit on your phone, only pull out what you need and getting pulled out by a golf cart. Also, weather is a mother fucker, Bob’s secret menu items, and drunk slip and slidin’.  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 170 – Tits taste like sangria

No pancakes, thanks for getting covid, smells like fish in here, it’s not that bad and killing unicorns. Also, assholes growling, Lowe’s playlist makes you buy random shit, American songs, glizzys, purple cocks and blue waffles and fishing struggles. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode169 - Clamburger Helper

Expandable waist jeans, haven’t been to the gym since 2001, jacking off with body wash, a good tuna fish sandwich and interpreting Mica’s dreams. Both ears are back, old style buffets, thumbs to butt, ice in the urinal and partying in the USA. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 168 - Brothers Bukkake

Tickling your balls while you drink, songs that get you goin’, drunk karaoke, speed dating and people who don’t listen. Also, giant ass pythons, sleeping habits, your dreams are you in parallel universes, reincarnation and that’s what she said. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 167 - Duke GuySwallower

Working from home, describing porn categories to coworkers, sick kids, piss poor home improvements and concerts in the rain. Also, the milks gone bad, sangria swirls, ground beef with the shit and dicks in a pickle slicer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 166 - Potcuck

Rings around your anus, reasons why the Eagle is the Americans bird, don’t judge a restaurant based off their takeout, John brings the beef, the burns on the first date and bones shouldn’t be in your sandwich. Also, unexpected BBQ, we got a concert this weekend, times have changed and cock it sock it robots. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.