The Born Stupid Show

Johnny boy, ASMR is weird, ripping out loose teeth, we went to a football game and sharing your wife’s cranberry pills. Also, layering up for 50 degree weather, out of fist bumps, it looks big in her hand, Rose should have let Jack on that piece of wood and why do dogs not have to wear pants. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Would it surprise you if John was an alien, unread phone notifications, what animal limb would you want, would you sleep on a random mattress and stumbling across weird stuff on the internet. Also, sheeeesh, the boys are going to a football game, the Tom Brady effect, win win twins for the win and getting stuck in the grass. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Hunks for stuff, left over hurricane rations, old school kids snacks, that shit slaps and my back is broken….spinal. Also, finding shit out before internet, what we have lived through, history repeats itself and Nostradamus is a fraud. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Instagram algorithms, first Facebook songs, Christmas has passed, not so easy to do presents, potentially getting killed over a pillow and haven’t shit since Christmas. Also, that bitch nasty, scratch that shit off, internet giveaways, and what does the Instagram search show you. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

It’s the prenuptial Christmas show, Lainey Wilson is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal,  John’s wife doesn’t know porn categories, is it a Christmas movie? and more Christmas gifts. Also, heavy background breathing, future potential hosts for The Price is Right, I’m Britney bitch and sharing porn site log-ins. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ms. Croatia, the shit you can fit in a car, thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, John’s dog is addicted to pills, bye bye Little Debbie and my friends didn’t show up. Also, pot-roast quesadilla, Christmas gatherings are coming, the heat is on, Dale Jr. is NASCAR Jesus, and what’s your voice? All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Can’t taste nothin’, Tuna Nuna, John’s snake farm, ugly Christmas party’s and holiday meats. Also, Mica is now an old man, high speed sperm deflectors, Bob’s secret menu items and what percentage of corn comes out? All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Does the grilled cheese burrito worth it, minty dip, skeet covered camping showers, the love of proving John wrong and Thanksgiving gets no respect. Also, kids have no respect, Ross ain’t sweating it, cereals are banging, the deepest part of the oceans and space time continuum. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We get hit with a second hurricane in two months, Ross has too many pets, covid symptoms, John rambles on about teeth and once again…. we talk about wiping ass’. Also, pizza on our minds, making money on internet and boxers or briefs.

We’ve had some birthdays, John struggles with kids homework, Halloween costumes at work, it tastes like iron and is hot an flavor? Also, pissing with the blinds open, gingernut bread, forging signatures on birthday, the Ford Avocado and porn needs to be more realistic. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.