The Born Stupid Show

Episode 205 -Neighborhood cuck luck

Hell yeah man….congratulations, going hard at a 3 year old birthday party, come in my backyard, piss poor contract work, Johns a downer. Fishing for hoes at Beef O’Bradys, watch out for gators, on a TUESDAY, John’s a troll, Mica is gonna be sick, I got muscles, can’t puke and shit in the same toilet and pooping problems. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 204 - Blow jobs on tricycles

Putting in some late night work, Knotty Vines review, your butthole smells stale, strong sangria, John’s very handsy, Ross’ animals are conspiring against him, Mica’s spirit singer and eating food cold. Also, fat spiderman, chomping down on pork rinds, jet ski boats, nut sack on wheels and sheeeeesh. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 203 - John Bon-Blow Me

We’re halfway there, Bon Jovi makes you head hurt, she has busted balls, John wants fake titties, old ass celebrities are still knocking broads up, what cars that fit animals and let pull up this console. Kano invades personal space, half and half, get over here with that New Testament, and long way or the short way. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 202 – Treacherous life experience

Six months from the big day, Mica plotting his voyage home, 3 and a half wood dagwood, near life-ending situations, tucking it and no more dip trio. Also, bingo with the fam, multiple times a day, poop challenges, don’t put stuff on the counters and you can’t fix stupid. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 201 – Damnit, my name’s not Johnny

Bi-centennial plus one episode, guessing Ross’ SSN, be there in a minute, spicy chicky sandwich, elephant trunk helping you put your shoes on, butt deuces and like a cock. Also, get your ass out here and do it, more off than on, wearing another man’s jeans, free hotel pillows and Ross talks to you like the piece of shit you are. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 200 – His ass is chapped

It’s episode 200, the boys have come out the closet, you can’t spell success without suc, May the 4^th be with you, who’s never been on a cruise. Also, not using your truck for truck stuff, looking at the meat, signs you are getting old, fruits of your labor, garage door problems, Ring doorbell saving Mica’s life, chapped ass, we need mini cows and what color is the milk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

**NOTE** Podcast ends at 50 minutes although we recorded for 1 hour 20 minutes. Recording program froze and that's why podcast just ends.

Episode 199 - C’mon boys, lets get in the closet

Free protection, Jerry Springer is dead, Ross needs to go on the Maury Show, diarrhea is hereditary, Mica finally has internet and John needs to give up the past. Also, the thunder rolls, and you can now buy Wendy’s chili in a can. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 198 - Lance Armstrong landed on the moon

It’s a stoners holiday, Mica and John go to Chili’s without Ross, questionable movie recommendations, studding out your dog and the Jeep finally off-road. Insurance is a fraud, give me all the cholesterol, wine that puts hair on your nipples and Lance Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear on the moon. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 197 - Dude Ranch

Hair is a prefilter, HBO after dark, dream Onlyfans accounts, why is a chicken sandwich always a #7, why does cheese cost extra and who doesn’t Ranch. Also, John’s dogs have mud ass, high falutin dog food, American cheese is the superior cheese and pretzel crust pizza is back. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 196 - Get your butt sucked

We are back after a 3 week break, Laney Wilson is a tube of Pillsbury biscuits, Morgan Wallen is Miley Cyrus, John has good intentions, causing accidents and drama at the Cheesecake Factory. Also, playing chicken, don’t get on a plane or boat with Tom Hanks, TRL flashbacks, coming up on show 200 and our statistics. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.