The Born Stupid Show

Episode 15 - Pimple poppin' ain't easy

Not so in-depth discussion on who Forrest Gump’s father may or may not be, what Kim Jong Un brought with him to Singapore when he met with Donald Trump, what Domino’s is doing to ensure safe delivery of your pizza, and is 16” too much? Danielle also quizzes everyone on if they know their John’s, and Ross is reminded of a bad joke me made a few weeks back.

Episode 14 – Skype Test 1,2,1,2

With Mica being out town, he joins the show via satellite from an undisclosed location in middle America….of course after they experience technical difficulties. Once the issues are worked out, they discuss the hot chick who chugged her beer after catching a foul ball, the girl who sues her parents because she turned out to be ugly, and Mica’s idea for a new car anti-theft device. They also discuss the one item that would lure them into a mouse trap if they were in fact a mouse.

Episode 13 - Mica - Man of the wild

 The crew discuss how astronauts poop in space, the cop who boxes a teen, and move over drugs...the new thing people are smuggling. They also play Mica's "Boston Steamer" game and "Nickname Trivia" and recap an eventful weekend they had this past week. There is also a guest host, Ross' brother Jesse.

Episode 12 - Finger pistol shit show

It doesn't take long for the show to go off the rails. After an unexpected interruption moments into the show, the crew discuss the dead beat kid who was evicted by his parents, what a bakery will not put on a cake for you, and what people may or may not have been on while guarding our nuke inventory. We also have another game from Mica, pending his weekly Windows updates.

Episode 11 - Horton hears a poo

The crew discuss the crazy lady who dropped a deuce in the lobby of a coffee show and it turns into a discussion on random places they may or may not have taken a dump in public. They also talk about a lady who was killed by a pack of unlike killers, rodeo knocker ball, and what a guy did when he quit his job. They also discuss the new “Laurel /yanny” craze (I know, y’all are probably tired of hearing it) and we once again find out if Mica is in fact “Country Gold”.

Episode 10 - Mama ain't raise no hoe

This show goes out to all the moms out there. John, Mica and Ross discuss mom related texts gone bad, more people who have great luck, and what wild animals you shouldn’t try to make house pets or take selfies with. Also, Punxsutawney Phil has been gunned down and Iron Man is missing.

Episode 9 - Drink-O de Mayo

After John spews fake news on how long Americans have been celebrating Cinco de Mayo, they discuss how political correctness has once again won, the guy who was mauled by a lion at his sanctuary, the unlikely topic a teen used for a presentation at school, what a man tried to save then dies from, and the NY pizza rat is back! Danielle quizzes the guys on nickname trivia.

Episode 8 - So you're saying there's a chance

The crew discuss the wedding they attended this past weekend, who now possesses a highly sought after Born Stupid Show koozie, Lloyd Christmas Uber driver, how smelly is Uranus, and the most unlucky man alive. Also another round of Mica’s nickname trivia and “Under Pressure”.

Episode 7 - Too hot to handle, too cold to hold

John, Mica and Ross discuss the upcoming Super Troopers movie, pills that make you super gay, and what cookies not to make for your kids birthday party. Danielle is put “Under Pressure” and we have a surprise guest.

Episode 6 - Don't embrace it, but embrace it

John, Mica and Ross discuss key signs that prove you are getting old, not your average size burglars, the mice ate what??, and the man bun bandit. Mica also puts John and Ross head to head in nickname trivia.