The Born Stupid Show

Episode 135 - Onions kill erections

Mica feels like a 16 year old cheerleader, how did the yard sale go, Mortal Kombat movie is out, traveling for work is great and shitty coworkers. Also, rouge Chinese rockets, baked is better than anything, what chip flavor would Ross be and what kills John’s boner. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.       

Episode 134 - Jimmy John Butt Plugs

Ross is a minimalist, internet porn categories, we need a sponsor, how much celery does Peter North eat and dogs and peanut butter. Being antisocial with coworkers, non-alumni partying, does a boner have a bone in it and the popcorn game. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.       

Episode 133 - Broken at the base

We’re getting hyped, spending too much money on things, the celery distance test, what’s your pornstar name and fuck group messages. Also, we get sever weather, Ross loses his flag pole, putting out forest fires and freedom fries. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.         

Episode 132 - Soaked in skeet

We are yardsaling, where was John spotted, DMX is on life support, Ross brings Vienna sausages and fingering cat’s buttholes prank. Mica finally has internet, surviving minor knee surgery and stomach bugs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.                                                                                                                                       

Episode 131 – I don’t have it in me tonight

Mica might die tomorrow, judging a man by his tape measure, giving yourself the stranger and Peter North’s salary. How much has Born Stupid made since the podcast started, the guys are going motor boatin’, floppy ass grill cheese sandwiches and the consequences of waking up at 3 am still drunk.  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.                                                                                                                                       

Episode 130 -Eat it or keister it

Take two, the guys have to restart the podcast after Ross says something offensive to John and Mica, life coach John, what shade of blue and how to catch a predator. Have you ever had a swirly, who’s Josh, fecal particles are everywhere, newbie poopy and Vienna sausages. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.                                                                                                                                        

Episode 129 - Dan's Dough

It’s 9 o’clock, Mica’s lunch recap, things you would gag on and is an olive a grape? Also, yawn cramps, John doesn’t like sweet potatoes….or does he?  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.                                                                                                                                            

Episode 128 - Lemon Pepper Pork Loin

John’s wife calls him out for watching porn, live-in nannies, sweaty nut smell and skew points. Also, lunch lady update, our 90’s female singer crushes, why you should eat pizza for breakfast and sports talk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.                                                                                                                                               

Episode 127 - A tortoise named Clint

Where were you when the world stopped turning, what does skeet socks smell like, dead pornstars, and strange collectibles. Also, lot lizards, Ross’ petting zoo, bread stick glory holes and America is covered in snow. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Episode 126 - Sick ass roller blades there

Daddy daycare, the stupidity of stand up desks, waking up on the right side of the bed and John’s sweet ass roller blades. We have a real life Vision from Marvel, Tom Brady wins another Super Bowl, we have a streaker and subpar commercials. All that and more on this episode of the Born Stupid Show.