The Born Stupid Show

New beers to taste, Ross’ juice of choice, Instagram algorithms, weirdo’s at the grocery store and Johns burrito update. Also, negative Nancy’s, someone loves hot dogs, cranking fleshlights and what not to do on airplanes. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after spring break, Will Smith has gone crazy, Tom Cruise performs his own stunts, Sweet Baby Jesus that’s bad and she just wants the batter. Also, the toothless wonder, everything smells like weed, aggressive moaning and screaming, calling in sick to work and obnoxious singing at concerts. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Breaking news….queso is just cheese, telling people to fuck off at 6:10am, tik-tokers finding tanks, NASCAR sends weapons to Ukraine and Drew Carey is steamy. Also, dogs not letting you sleep, Ross’ dog has big balls and weekly lunch talk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We’re back after a three week break, Chicken Ship, problems ordering lunch and Ross is over Burger King. Also, Mica doesn’t like pickles, smoothie talk and foods to keep in your pocket. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica and John are getting soft, Tom Brady has retired, boneless or bone-in, don’t mess with Texas and the simple things in life. Also, don’t be the guy that pushed them over the edge, special payment for services, favorite cereals and custom wiper blades. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Quotes you are known for, becoming a diamond may kill you, do you do you job when you’re not working?, thinking you lost $200 and  don’t pay your mortgage twice. Also, pets pissing you off, why food delivery sucks, the idea breakfast burrito, Googling Gabby BJ and songs for sexy time. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John reacts to a new wine, awkward MMA encounters, Mica goes to his first hockey game, 5 year old birthday and sext fuppa’s. Also, racing season starts soon, mass-debating, and a movie that probably wouldn’t fly today. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a holiday break, Mica is done with Taco Bell, lame New Year’s plans, terrible movie ideas and strategic logo placement. Also, things we have lost in 2022, store preference debating, selling shit on FB Marketplace and free at home covid tests. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Christmas is this week, John drinks skunk beer, someone owes Ross a new gaming chair, Mica is now able to experiment with internet, and states most searched porn categories. Also, family holiday plans, poop dabs on the toilet seat, and how to order at Starbucks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica’s home improvement challenges continue, John is taking pictures for the gram, Ross has an argument with a 4 year old, Christmas party recap and white elephant gifts. Also, screwing a church out of $10, recent manly purchases, and pets who don’t listen. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.